So there is this thing that people say, “Man, I just don’t give a fuck!”

It is kind of like the use of the word, obvious. If it is, obvious, then you have no need for the word, because it is, obvious. 

In similar fashion comes the statement, “Man, I just don’t give a fuck!”

In the mere stating of the sentence you systematically enforce the idea that you do, in fact, give-a-fuck. 

Why are even telling me that you don’t give a fuck? 

Are you warning me in case I get upset?

Are you preparing me for a way of being that is outside of the status quo?

Are you going to do something will offend people?

…giving out fucks like hotcakes and now, upon reflection, you are fiscally “fuck” responsible?

…noticing that you are losing friends because you are being a dick, and do not want to change?

…just need some excuse to be honest, and candid, regardless of the situation?

I have taken this particular assertion as counterproductive.

Let us take this assertion several steps further, it is stupid.

If you truly do not give a fuck, then do not give a fuck, and stop telling me. 

All that shows is that you do give a fuck. 

But really, like you give a fuck.